People Make Me Tired

Hi, my name is John and I am a Tumblr dude.

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I like corgis and fancy ladies. Yeah that's about it. Also I go to UCF and reblog funny shit.

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rawr0609:

9c9bs:

The real problem with people fussing over Pluto all the time is it represents the priorities of the public - preserving traditions rather than accepting facts. The pursuit of science is about building a sustainable catalog of truths, and there is no advantage in altering truths to appease nostalgia. 

wow

donkeybong:

Don’t add me on Snapchat

(Source: tuitionbills)

mistyslay:

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mistyslay:

MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM MOM MOM!

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

aeviternal-rat:

officialfrenchtoast:

finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

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watch ur fkn back!!!

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

CAAAARRL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

CAAAARRL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

koolnet:


tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

(Source: themadthadder)

(Source: unclefather)

(Source: yodiscrepo)

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

(Source: facebook.com)