People Make Me Tired

Hi, my name is John and I am a Tumblr dude.

~all in attendance~

"Hiiiiiiii John..."

I like corgis and fancy ladies. Yeah that's about it. Also I go to UCF and reblog funny shit.

Perfection: abolishsociety.tumblr.com

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(Source: teenagemum)

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

varsityrider:

beben-eleben:

Coca-Cola Invents 16 Bottle Caps To Give Second Lives To Empty Bottles [x]

THIS IS AWESOME WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

thelilnan:

tis the season

thelilnan:

tis the season

grugz:

toxicwinner:

follow grugz for aeroplane hentai 

(Source: childofaugust)

❝ I did not intend to get this drunk

—  Me everytime I drink (via kttwlk)

(Source: upperslut)

pocketpadfoot:

stagdogwolfandrat:

nanahayashi:

Sirius Black after a shower being too lazy to get towel or wand so he turns into Padfoot, shakes himself dry and turns back again.

But can we spend a minute thinking about Sirius Black after a shower without a towel on.

I’m thinking about Sirius shaking himself dry in human form now though

dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

rahmintucson:

Look. I foun dis

rahmintucson:

Look. I foun dis

(Source: napstrstuff)